DangerousCommieSubversive - The King Shark Poem
So, uh…that thing about Catman and Deadshot I just posted may be the most painful thing I’ve ever written.
Um. And I have a new microphone to test.
So…have a recording of me reciting The King Shark Poem to make up for it?
EVERYONE LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
Is why the internet is a thing!
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Billy Joel - Vienna (The Stranger)
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To be an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., you must be:
1. Swift as a coursing river.
2. With all the force of a great typhoon.
3. With all the strength of a raging fire.
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
They cast Ming Na Wen in this show, this crossover had to happen. I’d love to see BD Wong in this show as well. You know, just sayin’ >.>
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You remember that time we looked up Armie Hammer's real name?
I take it you do.
#it's been a long day at disney #but seriously guys #his parents named him armand hammer #which is apparently a family name #but why perpetuate that shit #ARM #AND #HAMMER
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FACT: The presence of asexuals improves cellphone reception.
true story, you guys: sometimes when somuchpotential can’t get cell service and shaking the phone doesn’t work, she rests it against my shoulder and boom, her tweets go through!
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Contrary to Popular Belief…
- I do not watch Sherlock just to see Benedict Cumberbatch
- I am not going to see Star Trek Into Darkness for the same reason
- I do not watch Doctor Who just to see David Tennant
- I do not watch The Avengers movies just to see Tom Hiddleston
- I do not watch the Iron Man movies just to see RDJ
- I do not watch anything just for hot guys
- I can still appreciate that they are really hot
- I can watch things for whatever reason I want
- Hot guys, hot ladies
- Funny jokes
- Clever stories
- A good fandom
- I can hate!watch stuff if I really want to
- And at the end of the day
- It’s nobody else’s business
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