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Posts tagged all my friends are jerks
ugh, first the hour and now shameless. back before i was friends with all of you jerks, i didn’t watch tv and just read the same 10 books over and over and my life was filled with much less sadness! i hope you’re all pleased with yourselves!
JAMES IS THE WORST.
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IS HE NOT COMING TO THE FAKE SNOW TONIGHT? BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE PRETTY BAD.
HE IS NOT. I THINK HE MIGHT BE A VAMPIRE?
>:|
FAKE SNOW IS NOT AS GOOD AS REAL SNOW. IT WOULD DEPRESS ME! (plus I have to work *SADFACE*) AND I AM NOT THE WORST. TUMBLR SAID LISA WAS FIRST, AND FIRST IS TRUE!
i notice you didn’t address the vampire allegations. BUSTED.
DOES ASHLEY KNOW SHE’S MARRYING A VAMPIRE? THAT SEEMS LIKE SOMETHING A LADY SHOULD KNOW. ON THE OTHER HAND, LISA IS THE WORST, SO NOW I’M CONFLICTED.
He doesn’t sparkle, so we’re still okay!
just wait until he gets trapped in a well and starts writing emo poetry!
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A ‘Spite House’ is a house built essentially to piss someone off; here are some fine examples.
We saw this on the jerk tour of Boston! It’s across the street from a cemetery that was also spiting us by being closed in spite of the fact that it was very obviously still sunny out.
SPITE HOUSE. a fitting end to the jerk tour, i think.
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oh god it’s me o____o
i can’t believe aren hasn’t emailed me this gif 4,000 times.
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that awkward stage in a friendship when you’ve talked a few times but you don’t know if you can be an asshole to them yet???
the best approach is to just be an asshole from the very beginning.
LOOKING AT YOU, DANIELLE. I am so glad we are both socially awkward and rude.
OUR FRIENDSHIP IS LEGIT. I REGRET NOTHING
personally, i opt for giving new people a grace period in which i WARN them that i am a giant asshole and that once they leave the grace period there is no returning to it. nobody ever believes me though, so then they get to live a life filled with regrets!
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Girl just made a world of trouble for herself.
eeeeeee, jerky faces in a month! and today at work was so frustrating that i started a countdown til i move! 377 days (ish) til boston!
Should NASA send people to Mars? Build a moon base? Maybe unleash a fleet of awesome robotic probes to explore the solar system?
You can now offer advice on what NASA’s plans should be. The National Research Council is conducting an independent study on NASA’s strategic direction, soliciting comments from experts in science, technology, and space policy — and they’re also asking the public to get involved.
Let’s send people to Mars! Lisa can be first. ♥
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I feel like the only thing that would make this scarier for Lisa would if it was coming out of a water fall.
I just thought Lisa might like to see this twice!
i am defriending all of you >:|
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I added some new greeting card categories to my local grocery store.
pleatedjeans, will you marry me?
carefulwiththataxe replied to your photo: one of my coworkers accused me of inventing wizard…
I WANT A SWEET MIX YOU ARE THE WORST
WHATEVER DANIELLE, I AM SO GOOD TO YOU. there is a new character in this fic i am writing you. his name is lord meowington. I AM JUST SAYING.
eccentrici replied to your photo: one of my coworkers accused me of inventing wizard…
You are the best coworker ever! Awesome!
at least someone appreciates me! :D
