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Posts tagged all my friends are jerks

Sep 26 '14

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Sep 16 '14

Dangers of online friends:

phonestrumpet:

itssimplysam23:

-You become emotionally attached.
-You can’t hug them whenever you want to which is something you often forget.
-You find people who don’t judge you. At all.
-You have to learn time zones. That’s a real bummer.
-You find people who love you for you.
-You sometimes cry because you just love them so much and get super emotional when you realize they are thousands of miles away from you.

Also, they can’t help you move a couch.

i honestly don’t know why you would think i’d help you move a couch even if i didn’t live on the internet.

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Sep 11 '14

somuchpotential replied to your post: i have an appt on my calendar for tomo…

I’m dying but also pretty sure this sounds like a jerk thing one of us would do to you. I know there’s a future weird entry on KL’s calendar.

idk how one of you would even get access to that calendar, since it’s my personal one and not one of my shared ones though! also i feel like you guys would all be less subtle than that when gaslighting me.

ariaste replied to your post: i have an appt on my calendar for tomo…

What if past!Lisa did this for the express purpose of fucking with you?

pretty sure past!lisa was not that clever. (real talk: present!lisa is also not that clever.)

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Jul 16 '14

somuchpotential:

somuchpotential:

Hi. Give me pizza.

image

Awww, I wanted my pizza without lisas. :(

this is because you have terrible priorities.

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Jul 1 '14
ariaste:

A selfie. With msfehrwight's glasses.

the internet: helping me be a bad influence on people halfway across the world since 1999.

ariaste:

A selfie. With msfehrwight's glasses.

the internet: helping me be a bad influence on people halfway across the world since 1999.

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Jun 26 '14

lisapizza asked:

BUT WHAT IF STEVE IS WAITING FOR BUCKY TO ASK? AND HE NEVER DOES EITHER?

charmingpplincardigans:

yourethehellisbucky:

*throws computer out of the window*

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT! in that case he’d be waiting and hoping and AND THEN BUCKY DIES AND STEVE THINKS HE NEVER LOVED HIM AND LITERALLY END OF THE WORLD FOR STEVE LETS JUST CRASH THE PLANE

and then when Bucky comes back, and he’s remembering, and you know, 70 years is a long time, and things are a bit hazy, but buddy, I thought you knew, I thought we had something ‘BUCKY OMG YOU NEVER SAID HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW,’

'YOU'RE THE SMART ONE, THE BRILLIANT ONE, YOU'RE CAPTAIN AMERICA AND I WAS JUST ME, YOU THINK I TOOK YOU TO CONEY ISLAND TO MESS WITH YOU?'

'YES YES I DID'

'WELL IT WAS BECAUSE I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU YOU IDIOT'

And then they’d go all quiet. ‘you were in love with me?’

'I thought it was obvious,' Bucky says.

'Now who's the idiot?'

'its still you, you jerk' Bucky says, 'big damn hero.'

and there would be kissing. the end. 

I don’t know what brought this on, but I’m certain I hate both of you.

SO RUDE.

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Jun 5 '14

anachronistique replied to your post “okay but in all seriousness i’m pretty sure moving to boston was the…”

weren’t we going to bedazzle shit? also hi you’re my favorite roommate ever <333

what if we have a gathering where people can get drunk and bedazzle things? what if??

fourteenacross replied to your post “okay but in all seriousness i’m pretty sure moving to boston was the…”

Liiiiiiiiiiiisa <3333333333

i appreciate your faces so muuuuuuuuuuch <3333 (both of you) (all of boston really) (my jerk friends are the best jerk friends)

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Jun 5 '14
brilligspoons:

once upon a time, seven fangirls from Jersey, Florida, Florida-by-way-of-Jersey, Boston, and Boston-by-way-of-Jersey met up in NYC for an afternoon and evening full of interventions and drunken shenanigans
apparently some kind of terrifying friendship magic happened, because as of today (four years later), all seven of us are living and working in Boston
your jerk faces are still okay, friends &lt;3

brilligspoons:

once upon a time, seven fangirls from Jersey, Florida, Florida-by-way-of-Jersey, Boston, and Boston-by-way-of-Jersey met up in NYC for an afternoon and evening full of interventions and drunken shenanigans

apparently some kind of terrifying friendship magic happened, because as of today (four years later), all seven of us are living and working in Boston

your jerk faces are still okay, friends <3

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May 20 '14
somuchpotential:

charmingpplincardigans:

Long story short, somuchpotential and I fell down a Marvel wiki funnel that lead us to the knowledge that there was no image for Mister Sensitive. That is now fixed. You’re welcome, Marvel. It has been a very productive day. Can you tell?
This should be a new meme. Everyone find an article on the Marvel Wiki with no image and photoshop yourself in. And go. 

THERE ARE SO MANY WITHOUT PICTURES.
You are the best Mister Sensitive.

somuchpotential:

charmingpplincardigans:

Long story short, somuchpotential and I fell down a Marvel wiki funnel that lead us to the knowledge that there was no image for Mister Sensitive. That is now fixed. You’re welcome, Marvel. It has been a very productive day. Can you tell?

This should be a new meme. Everyone find an article on the Marvel Wiki with no image and photoshop yourself in. And go. 

THERE ARE SO MANY WITHOUT PICTURES.

You are the best Mister Sensitive.

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Mar 19 '14

FACT: The presence of asexuals improves cellphone reception.

lisapizza:

true story, you guys: sometimes when somuchpotential can’t get cell service and shaking the phone doesn’t work, she rests it against my shoulder and boom, her tweets go through!

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it’s so nice to feel appreciated :p

(Source: factsaboutqueers)

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