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Posts tagged all my friends are jerks

Jul 16 '14

somuchpotential:

somuchpotential:

Hi. Give me pizza.

image

Awww, I wanted my pizza without lisas. :(

this is because you have terrible priorities.

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Jul 1 '14
ariaste:

A selfie. With msfehrwight's glasses.

the internet: helping me be a bad influence on people halfway across the world since 1999.

ariaste:

A selfie. With msfehrwight's glasses.

the internet: helping me be a bad influence on people halfway across the world since 1999.

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Jun 26 '14

lisapizza asked:

BUT WHAT IF STEVE IS WAITING FOR BUCKY TO ASK? AND HE NEVER DOES EITHER?

charmingpplincardigans:

yourethehellisbucky:

*throws computer out of the window*

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT! in that case he’d be waiting and hoping and AND THEN BUCKY DIES AND STEVE THINKS HE NEVER LOVED HIM AND LITERALLY END OF THE WORLD FOR STEVE LETS JUST CRASH THE PLANE

and then when Bucky comes back, and he’s remembering, and you know, 70 years is a long time, and things are a bit hazy, but buddy, I thought you knew, I thought we had something ‘BUCKY OMG YOU NEVER SAID HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW,’

'YOU'RE THE SMART ONE, THE BRILLIANT ONE, YOU'RE CAPTAIN AMERICA AND I WAS JUST ME, YOU THINK I TOOK YOU TO CONEY ISLAND TO MESS WITH YOU?'

'YES YES I DID'

'WELL IT WAS BECAUSE I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU YOU IDIOT'

And then they’d go all quiet. ‘you were in love with me?’

'I thought it was obvious,' Bucky says.

'Now who's the idiot?'

'its still you, you jerk' Bucky says, 'big damn hero.'

and there would be kissing. the end. 

I don’t know what brought this on, but I’m certain I hate both of you.

SO RUDE.

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Jun 5 '14

anachronistique replied to your post “okay but in all seriousness i’m pretty sure moving to boston was the…”

weren’t we going to bedazzle shit? also hi you’re my favorite roommate ever <333

what if we have a gathering where people can get drunk and bedazzle things? what if??

fourteenacross replied to your post “okay but in all seriousness i’m pretty sure moving to boston was the…”

Liiiiiiiiiiiisa <3333333333

i appreciate your faces so muuuuuuuuuuch <3333 (both of you) (all of boston really) (my jerk friends are the best jerk friends)

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Jun 5 '14
brilligspoons:

once upon a time, seven fangirls from Jersey, Florida, Florida-by-way-of-Jersey, Boston, and Boston-by-way-of-Jersey met up in NYC for an afternoon and evening full of interventions and drunken shenanigans
apparently some kind of terrifying friendship magic happened, because as of today (four years later), all seven of us are living and working in Boston
your jerk faces are still okay, friends &lt;3

brilligspoons:

once upon a time, seven fangirls from Jersey, Florida, Florida-by-way-of-Jersey, Boston, and Boston-by-way-of-Jersey met up in NYC for an afternoon and evening full of interventions and drunken shenanigans

apparently some kind of terrifying friendship magic happened, because as of today (four years later), all seven of us are living and working in Boston

your jerk faces are still okay, friends <3

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May 20 '14
somuchpotential:

charmingpplincardigans:

Long story short, somuchpotential and I fell down a Marvel wiki funnel that lead us to the knowledge that there was no image for Mister Sensitive. That is now fixed. You’re welcome, Marvel. It has been a very productive day. Can you tell?
This should be a new meme. Everyone find an article on the Marvel Wiki with no image and photoshop yourself in. And go. 

THERE ARE SO MANY WITHOUT PICTURES.
You are the best Mister Sensitive.

somuchpotential:

charmingpplincardigans:

Long story short, somuchpotential and I fell down a Marvel wiki funnel that lead us to the knowledge that there was no image for Mister Sensitive. That is now fixed. You’re welcome, Marvel. It has been a very productive day. Can you tell?

This should be a new meme. Everyone find an article on the Marvel Wiki with no image and photoshop yourself in. And go. 

THERE ARE SO MANY WITHOUT PICTURES.

You are the best Mister Sensitive.

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Mar 19 '14

FACT: The presence of asexuals improves cellphone reception.

lisapizza:

true story, you guys: sometimes when somuchpotential can’t get cell service and shaking the phone doesn’t work, she rests it against my shoulder and boom, her tweets go through!

  (via somuchpotential)

it’s so nice to feel appreciated :p

(Source: factsaboutqueers)

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Mar 3 '14
charmingpplincardigans:

You know, I know lisapizza really well, and I think she’ll LOVE this book. 


#mars #it&#8217;s lisa&#8217;s favorite planet! #and is in no way terrifying #i&#8217;m definitely note giving her nightmares right now #because that would be mean #and i&#8217;m a great friend #the best best friend #if you will (via SOME JERK)

i&#8217;m so happy i spent dinner with nomie coming up with ways to make you cry.

charmingpplincardigans:

You know, I know lisapizza really well, and I think she’ll LOVE this book. 

i’m so happy i spent dinner with nomie coming up with ways to make you cry.

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Jan 9 '14
charmingpplincardigans:

daisyrazor:

medievalpoc:

ARE YOU READY FOR THIS BECAUSE I WASN’T
Unicorn Cookbook Found at the British Library





A long-lost medieval cookbook, containing recipes for hedgehogs, blackbirds and even unicorns, has been discovered at the British Library. Professor Brian Trump of the British Medieval Cookbook Project described the find as near-miraculous. “We’ve been hunting for this book for years. The moment I first set my eyes on it was spine-tingling.”

Detail of a unicorn on the grill in Geoffrey Fule’s cookbook, England, mid-14th century (London, British Library, MS Additional 142012, f. 137r).
Experts believe that the cookbook was compiled by Geoffrey Fule, who worked in the kitchens of Philippa of Hainault, Queen of England (1328-1369). Geoffrey had a reputation for blending unusual flavours – one scholar has called him “the Heston Blumenthal of his day” – and everything points to his hand being behind the compilation.
After recipes for herring, tripe and codswallop (fish stew, a popular dish in the Middle Ages) comes that beginning “Taketh one unicorne”. The recipe calls for the beast to be marinaded in cloves and garlic, and then roasted on a griddle. The cookbook’s compiler, doubtless Geoffrey Fule himself, added pictures in its margins, depicting the unicorn being prepared and then served. Sarah J Biggs, a British Library expert on medieval decoration, commented that “the images are extraordinary, almost exactly as we’d expect them to be, if not better”.

A lady bringing the unicorn’s head to the table (London, British Library, MS Additional 142012, f. 137v).
The recipe for cooking blackbirds is believed to be the origin of the traditional English nursery rhyme “Sing a song of sixpence / A pocket full of rye / Four-and-twenty blackbirds / Baked in a pie.” Professor Trump added that he was tempted to try some of the recipes, but suspected that sourcing ingredients would be challenging. “Unfortunately, they don’t stock unicorn in my local branch of Tesco.”

The remains of the unicorn (London, British Library, MS Additional 142012, f. 138r).
-Sarah J Biggs (British Museum, London)






TAKETH ONE UNICORNE.

So I was talking to somuchpotential about this (approximately)-
"I can’t wait to show it to Lisa. Like, sorry Lisa, this is why we don’t have any unicorns. They were a fucking delicacy."
"I guess that answers the question about whether any of us learn to time travel."
"Right? I’m going to learn to draw so I can start illuminating the manuscript."
"I’m so excited about our futures now!"
"So this document is actually 600 years old, but it’s on A4 printer paper? I don’t understand any of what I’m seeing right now."

i can&#8217;t believe i spend my time trying to decide what we can do on our first date when you get here and you spend your time USING TIME TRAVEL TO MAKE ME SAD &gt;:|

charmingpplincardigans:

daisyrazor:

medievalpoc:

ARE YOU READY FOR THIS BECAUSE I WASN’T

Unicorn Cookbook Found at the British Library

A long-lost medieval cookbook, containing recipes for hedgehogs, blackbirds and even unicorns, has been discovered at the British Library. Professor Brian Trump of the British Medieval Cookbook Project described the find as near-miraculous. “We’ve been hunting for this book for years. The moment I first set my eyes on it was spine-tingling.”

image

Detail of a unicorn on the grill in Geoffrey Fule’s cookbook, England, mid-14th century (London, British Library, MS Additional 142012, f. 137r).

Experts believe that the cookbook was compiled by Geoffrey Fule, who worked in the kitchens of Philippa of Hainault, Queen of England (1328-1369). Geoffrey had a reputation for blending unusual flavours – one scholar has called him “the Heston Blumenthal of his day” – and everything points to his hand being behind the compilation.

After recipes for herring, tripe and codswallop (fish stew, a popular dish in the Middle Ages) comes that beginning “Taketh one unicorne”. The recipe calls for the beast to be marinaded in cloves and garlic, and then roasted on a griddle. The cookbook’s compiler, doubtless Geoffrey Fule himself, added pictures in its margins, depicting the unicorn being prepared and then served. Sarah J Biggs, a British Library expert on medieval decoration, commented that “the images are extraordinary, almost exactly as we’d expect them to be, if not better”.

image

A lady bringing the unicorn’s head to the table (London, British Library, MS Additional 142012, f. 137v).

The recipe for cooking blackbirds is believed to be the origin of the traditional English nursery rhyme “Sing a song of sixpence / A pocket full of rye / Four-and-twenty blackbirds / Baked in a pie.” Professor Trump added that he was tempted to try some of the recipes, but suspected that sourcing ingredients would be challenging. “Unfortunately, they don’t stock unicorn in my local branch of Tesco.”

image

The remains of the unicorn (London, British Library, MS Additional 142012, f. 138r).

-Sarah J Biggs (British Museum, London)

TAKETH ONE UNICORNE.

So I was talking to somuchpotential about this (approximately)-

"I can’t wait to show it to Lisa. Like, sorry Lisa, this is why we don’t have any unicorns. They were a fucking delicacy."

"I guess that answers the question about whether any of us learn to time travel."

"Right? I’m going to learn to draw so I can start illuminating the manuscript."

"I’m so excited about our futures now!"

"So this document is actually 600 years old, but it’s on A4 printer paper? I don’t understand any of what I’m seeing right now."

i can’t believe i spend my time trying to decide what we can do on our first date when you get here and you spend your time USING TIME TRAVEL TO MAKE ME SAD >:|

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Jan 4 '14

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