i talk about music a lot, & have a tendency to post songs that are stuck in my head in the hope that they will get stuck in your head instead. you're welcome.
IS HE NOT COMING TO THE FAKE SNOW TONIGHT? BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE PRETTY BAD.
HE IS NOT. I THINK HE MIGHT BE A VAMPIRE?
FAKE SNOW IS NOT AS GOOD AS REAL SNOW. IT WOULD DEPRESS ME! (plus I have to work *SADFACE*) AND I AM NOT THE WORST. TUMBLR SAID LISA WAS FIRST, AND FIRST IS TRUE!
i notice you didn’t address the vampire allegations. BUSTED.
DOES ASHLEY KNOW SHE’S MARRYING A VAMPIRE? THAT SEEMS LIKE SOMETHING A LADY SHOULD KNOW. ON THE OTHER HAND, LISA IS THE WORST, SO NOW I’M CONFLICTED.
He doesn’t sparkle, so we’re still okay!
just wait until he gets trapped in a well and starts writing emo poetry!
that awkward stage in a friendship when you’ve talked a few times but you don’t know if you can be an asshole to them yet???
the best approach is to just be an asshole from the very beginning.
LOOKING AT YOU, DANIELLE. I am so glad we are both socially awkward and rude.
OUR FRIENDSHIP IS LEGIT. I REGRET NOTHING
personally, i opt for giving new people a grace period in which i WARN them that i am a giant asshole and that once they leave the grace period there is no returning to it. nobody ever believes me though, so then they get to live a life filled with regrets!
carefulwiththataxe replied to your photo: one of my coworkers accused me of inventing wizard…
I WANT A SWEET MIX YOU ARE THE WORST
WHATEVER DANIELLE, I AM SO GOOD TO YOU. there is a new character in this fic i am writing you. his name is lord meowington. I AM JUST SAYING.
eccentrici replied to your photo: one of my coworkers accused me of inventing wizard…
You are the best coworker ever! Awesome!
at least someone appreciates me! :D