i talk about music a lot, & have a tendency to post songs that are stuck in my head in the hope that they will get stuck in your head instead. you're welcome.
On the way home from dinner Alli and Lisa and I outlined a fic in which Clint goes to extreme lengths to make Bucky utter the words ‘moose and squirrel’ in his Russian accent. This involves sitting Steve down and forcing him to watch Rocky & Bullwinkle—he really likes the Fractured Fairy Tales, come on, Buck, it’s not that bad—replacing his left glove with a knit glove with finger puppets of Rocky, Bullwinkle, Boris, and Natasha on the fingers—possibly knit by Kate Bishop, who didn’t know why she was knitting it, but she just does these things for Clint, okay—and having JARVIS record all of Bucky’s conversations when he can. Natasha just sits back during all of this reading a paper or something, because boys. She sometimes casually punches them and swats them on the nose with said paper when it gets to be too much.
In the end it’s Steve who actually gets him to say it, and they can see the humor in it, so they have a hearty laugh. JARVIS nabs the audio file for Clint who makes it the ringtone on his phone for when Bucky calls.
I mean, I’ll never write it, but I needed to save it for later.